A horrific, tragic terrorist attack happened today in London and you just know tumblr isn’t going to hear about it because it’s not America.
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I’m making a list~
Checking it twice~
Gonna make sure I don’t fucking forget any vital cosplay pieces for the convention those nights~
I-am-so-oh-fuck-ingggg-nerv-oussss~
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
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areyousuretonightsadangernight:
The secret sign language of consulting husbands.
Look at how clever I am! Aren’t I clever, John?
You’re sleeping on the bins tonight, you little shit.
…. That’s not what you’re supposed to say, John…
well isn’t this just the best thing that’s ever happened
but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive
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I love you
I love you
I love you
- I love you
SERIOUSLY GUYS SERIOUSLY
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